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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via thefrogman)

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bookoisseur:

sugaredvenom:

claracupcakes:

claracupcakes:

razzle-dazzle-rose:

claracupcakes:

A boy I’ve been flirting with gave me his number but he doesn’t have mine so I’ve been texting him pretending I’m a dinosaur.

Excellent flirting skills

Guys. He has his own dinosaur.

I asked him if he wanted to get a drink sometime.

I HOPE YOU GET MARRIED

Why don’t I ever meet anyone cool?

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life-of-a-latin-student:

Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?

Of Mycenaean Men

This is beautiful. inkstains-and-ennui I believe you too will approve :)

(via bookoisseur)

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"It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind."

- Nagulb Mahfouz (via petrichour)

(via and-she-was-a-child)

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shanology:

cockedtail:

i need more tony stark facing his anxiety

more clint barton with his hearing aid

more bruce banner growing and dealing

more natasha romanoff accepting her new family

more sam wilson dealing with his own past

more bucky barnes becoming bucky again

Basically we want Avengers: The Therapy Sessions

(via supervillainessintraining)

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permissiontogoafterhim:

Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson passing notes discreetly like a bunch of teenagers  during the press conference [x]

(via urulokid)

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221btimelordette:

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

(via supervillainessintraining)

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